Why did I assume that the packers had made a silly mistake by putting these airy plastic cups of no discernibly cooler temperature in with the perishable portion of my order? I guess I just believed my own hype, thanks to the strange inner workings of my improbably 100% mistaken brain. Whether these 'just add an egg' breakfast cups are good or not good are two possible outcomes which exist simultaneously in a state of quantum superposition (which is so far above my pay grade that I am unable to ascertain the truth of the matter with any degree of certainty due to my limited faculties and education) - UNTIL one opens them up and either prepares them as intended by the manufacturer by adding one or more whole fresh eggs to the *PERISHABLE FRESH INGREDIENTS* contained within that one has somehow knowingly understood and dutifully managed to keep properly chilled, as I - SURPRISE - did not ~OR~ one opens the cup to find an unmistakable stink of rot, as - you guessed it - I did, because, let's face it, I was convinced by my own erroneous assumptions that these did not need to be refrigerated, even though, yes, they plainly say so in small black bold letters unassumingly ushered off to the far left side of the front of the packaging, which I can in fact see if I put my glasses on. (You know what I mean: ether, vacuum, empty space, whatever.) Unlike atoms, however, these packages also contain a whole lot of fail.

These packages, like atoms, are mostly air.

Ore ida just crack an egg flavors